this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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