apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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