She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
