Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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