Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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