with your own penis?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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