We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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