I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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