you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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