I CAN MOONWALK!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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