why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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