You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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