I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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