Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
