i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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