The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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