butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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