she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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