On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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