While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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