im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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