Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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