Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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