Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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