her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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