He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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