I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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