I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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