im gay
i know
yea but for you.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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