Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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