I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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