at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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