Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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