is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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