We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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