it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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