Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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