I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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