There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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