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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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