I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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