This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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