This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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