Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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