Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she peed on how many people?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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