so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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