After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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