I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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