It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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