That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
