Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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