She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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