Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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