What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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