I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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