He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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