we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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